Big Blue Christmas Balls, Banned on Earth (self-issued)

This is your basic X-rated punk-rock Christmas record, although the band apparently lost interest in the theme two-thirds of the way through and put some non-holiday songs on this 2005 CD. Some of the holiday tunes are parodies of Christmas carols with nasty lyrics, like the title song and "Vixen the Whory Reindeer." "S&M Christmas Song" includes bits of "The Christmas Song," but is one of four original tunes. The other originals have titles I'll pass on reproducing here, but they're available in living color on the group's website. UPDATE: Website appears to have vanished, but you can sample this album and get the full playlist via this Yahoo page. Plenty of good unclean fun here. Hanukkah alert: they do "The Dreidel Song."