The Monty Python stalwart put this up on iTunes for 2006, but I just stumbled over it this year. If you're familiar with that comedy team's songcraft, you know what to expect, and this is an ever lovin' hoot."Fuck Christmas," Eric Idle (self-issued)
The Monty Python stalwart put this up on iTunes for 2006, but I just stumbled over it this year. If you're familiar with that comedy team's songcraft, you know what to expect, and this is an ever lovin' hoot.No TrackBacks
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you can listen to it here, without having to download itunes:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3jjbq_eric-idle-fuck-christmas_fun
pretty funny, and TOTALLY irreverent!!!!
Bruce
Composers: Eric Idle & John Du Prez
Author: Eric Idle
Singer: Eric Idle
Originally From: The Greedy Bastard Tour
http://www.eric-idle.com/fchristmaslyrics.html
Lyrics
Fuck Christmas!
It's a waste of fucking time
Fuck Santa
He's just out to get your dime,
Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy
And fuck all that mistletoe
White-bearded big fat bastards
Ringing bells where e'er you go
And bloated men in shopping malls
All going Ho-Ho-Ho
It's Christmas fucking time again!
Fuck Christmas
It's a fucking Disney show
Fuck carols
And all that fucking snow
Fuck reindeer
And fuck Rudolph
And his stupid fucking nose
And fucking sleigh bells tinkling
Everywhere you fucking goes
Fuck stockings and fuck shopping
It just drives us all insane.
Go tell the elves
To fuck themselves
It's Christmas time again!