"Rock 'n Rolling Snowman," James Michalos (self-issued)

Right now this is only up on this U.K. songwriter's Tumblr page, and you can only stream it, but what the heck. It's a nice 70's sounding hard-rocker about a snowman who doesn't seem complete until the singer hangs an old guitar off his arm, and then rock 'n roll breaks out: "Santa was the frontman, Rudolph on the drums," and so on. Double lead guitars on the solo are a nice touch, right out of the 70s, or out of the Darkness bag of tricks, whichever floats your boat. We'll let you know if this ever becomes downloadable. UPDATE: James has decided to identify as Plastic Snow, so click on the album cover to download from Amazon. And here's the video: